pyropymp's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Painted Secrets]

Another example of why most reviewers are retards

For the love of god, 1.78 for rating!! What the fuck does this movie look like to you guys, a stick-figure movie! This is a beautiful piece of art and you people need to stop eating paint chips!

[Crazy Bob + Cyborgs Part1]

Oh God

3.26 with 124 votes!? This is a disgrace I tell you, a goddamn disgrace! If History of fuck can stay in the top 50, this shit has to be in the top 10. People, why do you have to be so fuckin retarded? This is too underrated to be true. Vote 5 now! Oh yeah, too bad there isn't voice acting, if there is, it'll rule like no other.

[Robocop-PD]

Fuck me...

Ortiz, fuck dude, you need serious work on your file size. I thought heroes of cybertron was big (it in fact, was the biggest movie in the entire portal in file size) and now you have this. Seriously, if this was not for the very unreasonable size I would give this an overall 10, and I never ever give 10's in overall, and in extreme rare cases, 10's in graphics. And you earned this graphic-10 from me. I waited for nearly a friggin' hour on my 36k modem for this monster of a movie... nontheless I was impressed by the graphical work, which improved ALOT since heroes of cybertron. It is a pity that I am not a fan of robocop at all (in fact I've always thought the show was crappy as hell)... but credits must be given where credits are due, and that is the technical work. If you are able to use more original ideas, you'd find your ass in hollywood. How long did this take you, seriously???

[Donkey Kong Country]

HAHA

THis is fuckin' funny, randy, man you sure are good with making fun of video games, do more!

[to kill an assassin 3]

Excellent story!!

This is probably the best story plot I've ever seen on newgrounds, by far. So this is all I'm rating this piece on. The art is extremely stylish and obviously neil is very adept with a tablet (I assume that's what he's using), but this could triple in quality and effect if there are more abundant animation/tweens on limbs, heads, etc. Other than that is the sound, goddamn you need to get some voice acting on this, cuz it will just rule. When I read the fleeting lines (which is by the way, a little fast paced), I was imagining some great voice was saying them. Seriously, it could get so much better, and will rule the portal any time. Until then, sorry, this deserves only a 3 from me.

[Big Fun Show!]

HAHAHA

This movie is terribly, and I mean TERRIBLY underrated. Goddamn people judge this not by the graphics and sounds! This is the most original concept I've seen and this is perhaps the only piece I will ever give a 10 for humor. I've seen this a while back but never wrote a review for it, so here you go. This deserves way higher than it is right now, this should be in the top 20 at least

[Tommy Tourettes]

pretty funny

That was pretty funny, but it was a little too long, cuz the guy was starting to get so annoying. And to those who care, I, myself, fully support animating ready-made .wav files, as long as you do an impressive job that reinforce the contents of the .wav to a much higher degree. There is no rules as to how you should make your movies, and there is no rule to be "original" in concept in he Portal, as long as you are able to create animation that impresses people, and as long as you give due credits. Everything is good. Why else do you think Tom Fulp put a specific credits to Audio for each portal entry?

[A talk with portal viewrs]

change??

Star Wars Rap getting old eh? Yeah, but try to get new entries on the portal All-Time-Favorites yourself that can beat the rating instead of complaining, and, dare I say... "vote X all the time"? Yeah one thing I agree with you though, the shit heads that vote "X"'s all the time are not judging the piece by its quality, but by jealousy.

[Elements]

Promising...

Can't wait till the next one... man, all under 71k, this is really good stuff. The movements aresmooth too.

[Failed Breakfast Cereals]

Pretty funny

When I saw Queerie-Ohs, I nearly puked out of my guts laughing so hard. But when I reached Pus-Puffs... dude, that's just fuckin' nasty!