pyropymp's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Final Task]

This is fuckin' it!

What the fuckin' hell is wrong with me? I just gave away 2 tens! I watched this for 5 more times, and I finally concluded that it would be completely foolish for me to give the graphics and style less than a 10! My God, and I really hate to say this but with the animation quality in proportion to the size of this piece, this amazing work surpasses Robocop(PD) by far... For a long time I've always seen excellent portal entries that I thought would topple my star wars gangsta rap in the number one spot, but to my confusion, those movies were somehow voted (by idiots) below me... Now I've seen this, I'm most certain that this will reign the portal from now. I'm glad at its current score (4.36), which means people are starting to have taste. Randolf, I curse your ruthlessness cuz you came out of nowhere and take the portal by storm... are yo usure you dont have a site? Great fucking job man, and I wonder if you got more works.

[Santa Claus Is Dead]

Holy Crap

That is fucking brutal! Where did you get that sound, from napster? If so who's it by? You did an awesome job on the imageries... I especially like the burning snowman and the bear trap... and the very end. If this had come out around Christmas times, it will be a huge fucking hit. And by God, you will make some innocent kid commit suicide with this.

[The Sharp Toothed Snail]

Uhhhh... nicely... done

It was weird as hell, twisted sense of humor... I wonder what inspired him to do this... But the graphics are great and animations are smooth... the whole hand inside a nostril was a little bit... well, nevermind... I did enjoy this :)

[T.S.about The Virgin Mary]

busted a nut...

..laughing so goddamn hard. That fuckin' ruled! Makes me wanna go watch "Big Fun Show" all over again. If any of you here have not seen "Big Fun Show" I suggest you go straight to see it... after watching this blasphemous masterpiece that is.

[Keegan's Truck 3]

wow

Holy shit that was intense. Keegan's series is making it to the top of my list. However, since the animations went so fast, I didn't get a few of the sequences. Too bad tasteless idiots will start to vote this down.

[Keegan's Truck 1]

Excellent

Super smooth animation, crappy art, but I loved every part of it. I liked the second one better though, but the music you selected in this is impeccable. But it's a pity morons on the portal can make a distinction between good work and effortless shit. The keegan series deserve no less than a 3.5! What is it doing all the way down here?

[Keegan's Truck 2]

Super badass!

God I fuckin' loved this!! This is the finest example of how crappy art can be so wonderful. I've never seen such smooth and fluent tweens in animation (next to Crazy Bob and Cyborg that is). And I was actually feeling very excited when watching this, like watching a full-motion action movie. For those people who can't draw, learn from this guy. It will make your stick-animations cooler.

[Lenny Kravits Music Video]

cool video

The artwork is great, the movements are smooth, but where the hell is the mouth?

[Mystic Island 1]

funny!

This is the most brutal stickfigure movie there is. I felt a little tingly when that one stick was being cut up... close-up and everything...
Other than that I also like the humor in this... but that redneck accent is a little annoying :)

[The Luv Bug]

Very nice

Funny as hell, this is great, why is it below a 3?