pyropymp's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mystery Gift]

Eric Black strikes home!

Damn, robotpegasys has got to have the most unique sound there is, and it is excellent music too, and along with the animation, they are made for each other. You get a 10 from me!

[Qi]

Newgrounds is blessed!

Yet another masterpiece has graced Newgrounds, descended straight from the Pearly Gates of talented minds! This is one of the most stunningly beautiful flash on the site. I have not seen such mastery and visual artistry since the Marcus Peblo series... I am daunted by the sheer abstract beauty. Along with the Princess Mononoke-like soundtrack, this movie will take you to dreams

[®@ÑÐØm ½]

fun for all ages!

This takes insanity to a whole new level

[Madness Redeemer]

Madness returns! With a vengeance!!!!!

Awesome use of 1.6MBs! Excellent execution of style and you certainly made full use of the minimalist graphics, very much like "Madness Combat". Great combat, great choreography, great plot, and mostly - GREAT ending! It was indeed very anti-climatic to see the "hero" (villain protagonist may be more appropriate, as he became at that point) killed by Jesus in the end. I swear if you had used for your soundtrack Korn, System of a Down, Drowning Pool or any of that nu-metal crap, you would not have got the 10 I gave you now. There is probably no other music more fitting than the one you chose. Excellent work!

[Elemental Warrior 0]

Whoa!

Looks like Saturday Morning Cartoons on crack, this was really well done! Pokemon characters with XiaoXiao-like Kung Fu, who woulda thought! That earned you a 7 in humor!

[Flash Wars]

I wonder

This was nothing epic - graphics not bad, but nowhere near superb - storyline is simple, and nothing really stands out here, yet the score soars (3.95 present). There are better stick military flash movies than this, and I wonder what is it about this movie that is attracted... There is no account for taste is there? One thing that baffles me - why would .swf's start a war with the .fla's? Strange... still good job to you for attracting the right audience... whoever they are.

[Rival Part 1]

Pretty nice

Story is not much, but the style is awesome... the lighting effect is done very well, the only draw back is that it's stick figures.... with faces! I'm sorry, no matter how you put it, facial expressions just don't go with sticks. Part of the humor in sticks is that it's expressionless, but humor is obviously not a part of this flash, so the fact that the characters being stick figures becomes a drawback, and therefore drama is lost. Either stick with just pure simple sticks, or make an all out full-figure animation, in this case full-figure would be more proper. I understand that you made this with sticks for the sake of ease in animating action, but this is something that requires time and patience, especially if you want to make it seem epic and dramatic. Well I guess it just didn't float my boat after all. Keep up though.

[The Ring: Clock Style]

Funny, BUT

But there's absolutely no sound! Please get one of those computer voice thingy typical of the clocks, that woulda been much funnier... besides, the font's too small, and that white font against the blue floor background makes me wanna poke my eyes out.

FUClock responds:

I'm sorry to hear that. There actually is sound, though, and it does use the Simpletext Voices. Try turning your sound up.

[Mario get angry]

fuck me

I actually laughed pretty loud for a 92K file! This is something that Randy Solem would be proud of... great job! Shit, I didn't know Mario-land was in the state of Washington!

[Defective]

insightful

even though you left us hanging in the end without a conclusion... I guess the quest for "true" freedom remains a mystery. This was a very long piece, and one thing that kept running through my head as I watched this - VOICE NARRATION! Please, please please! Get a good voice actor to narrate the story rather than forcing us to divert our attention from the animation to read paragraphs of texts. That was very annoying. But other than that, a decent tribute to stories the likes of 1984