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[House Hunting]

I remember this!

I had so much fun with this game years ago. It's good to walk down the memory lane again!

[SOULMECH - Shinobu]

totally awesome

great game! The only thing is it is slightly too easy, especially with the kageslash attack. Other than that, it was a good time waster. Keep up!

[COKEHEAD 2]

HAHAHAHA

This was one of the funniest games I played. Why is the score so damn low??

[Bakuhatsu Panic! 2 Demo]

Another great entry from Robotube

However, I do not find catching bombs as fun as your Invaders or Renganax... not enough interactivity maybe, and a little too simple. Maybe its just a matter of taste... Remake so more classic games for us! :)

[Interactive pet fish]

man what have you got against poor goldfish?

You sick fuck... I did not get that Fish Dude magazine though, what is that, fish porn? Oh, and to "haterface", goddamn, you must be the sickest fuck I've seen... I thought I was bad. At that age all I did was take the fish out of the tank and just play with it (*read: beat it with a ruler) to death... and I remember I was like, "Tommy makes fishy very happy, fishy love play with Tommy" - to this day I cringe with guilt whenever I think about it... but your escapade blows mine out of the "fucking water"... yeah the water from the fucking tank. Goddamn you sick fuck

Metal-Man responds:

wow..........took that a little more serious. One thing GET THAT FUCKING SAND OUT OF YOUR VAGINA

[Sack Smash 2003]

mildly fun

not as good as chainsaw the children... does this thing just go on and on and on? If so, the replay value is little... but boy, a giant sack maiming hapless rectangular creatures - you guys sure are twisted down to your left testicle... Ooooh hahaha, the pun almost killed me.

[Assault Part-5]

Interesting

A very familiar and typical acton stick figure flick... very well done... technically. I cringed at the part where "indigo" just HAD to start that conversation with the main character about how she's gonna kill him right before she (tries) to kill him... You know, according to one of Hollywood's Ten Commandmants, it is imperative to make sure your victims know exactly every one of your reasons and intentions for killing them right before you do, especially when your gun is practically in their face... sigh... in earlier newgrounds days, people might marvel at the artistic/technical prowess of a flash like this, now we need something more that is less insulting to our intellect.

[Galactic Tennis]

The best looking Pong yet

This has incredible graphics, it's nice to see so many innovations that's possible for a classic, simple game such as pong. However, no remake of Pong so far comes even close to "Firefields" in terms of fun factor - see my 'favorite flash' list in my profile for it an check it out, you'll see what I mean. If the graphics and style in this game is combined with Firefields' engine, it will be unbeatable.

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

Oh my god!

Programming and gaming genius! This parodies every game that we always loved... It has been years since I last touched Golden Axe on my then 486 computer, and now seeing Death Adder scratching his crotch has made me laughed harder than hell. Oh gripe, please give poor Domo some other attack skills rather than beating everything with a friggin' twig... fire balls would be nice, like in the sky... a 6-inch twig just WON'T do, especially against Death Adder... how do you guys beat them?

[Rail Slide]

Dude...

maybe 'cause of the fact that I don't skate or I just suck royally, but I was about to go insane trying to get that 100%, which I did finally. I was funny seeing the little dude launch full-speed over the highest ramp setting though... you should add some blood, that'd definitely "hit" the spot... Ahahahaha pun! This can be expanded into an awesome game.