pyropymp's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vampire Tales]

Death_Dealer = crack-smoking dickless imbecile

The only other Flash that can compare to this movie in terms of sheer graphical prowess is Tales of the Scarecrow... and even though you're a bit late for Halloween, this one hits all the right spots - gore, humor, style, etc... a typical NG classic! Excellent work! May wanna include a preloader next time for all the poor fools that are still stuck with aol/dialup.

[George W Bush - A Tribute]

Man......

The premise is so good, and this had so much potential, but that does not neglect the fact that this was a poorly made Flash, as audiences, we shouldn't have to put up with a Flash that moves too damn quickly, and MOSTLY we shouldn't have to go frame by frame to be able to see each of the images clearly. The images are hilarious, but you didn't make them... This doesn't deserve the score it has now (3.56)

[Eminem vs. DK Project]

AWESOME!!

But what kind of "super-hero" was Feminem supposed to be? Captain Ass? Was it because of his ass that he bounced back up after falling from the building? Either way it was fucking hilarious.

[ride]

I just adore artistic talent

Gosh, I remember watching this like 2 years ago, and I forgot the name, now I finally found it, I'm so happy!

[Operation: Dance Dance]

Hehe, that actually wasn't that bad!

It is pretty refreshing to see sticks that didn't beat each other into a bloody pulp for once... But sadly, it seems that stick-figures are still better off being ultra-violent. Props for the good animation though, but since you used Michael Jackson for soundtrack, I just cannot in good conscience give a high score for this.

[sintech1]

Stunning.....

This has some of the coolest visual effects I've seen in Flash. More people should start using hiigh frame-rate like this. But I didn't find this slow though, how come you guys thought it was slow?

[Janenba episode 3]

These DBZ fans are everywhere

As if DBZ weren't lame enough, I realize now that nothing can topple STICK-DBZ in the lame department. Once the fireballs (or "Ki-orbs" in nerdier terms) started to fly around I was like, "That's it". I'm not about to insult my own intelligence this way. What the hell is this thing doing at a score of 4.00 at 150 votes? About a minute or so into this thing I got bored already. To say the action in this "movie" even remotely resembled any of the XIAOXIAO in anyway is the worst insult you can give to the incomparable stick-fu master. Sorry to all the DBZ fans, but the score for this just simply cannot be higher than any of the XIAOXIAO series.

[The Newgrounds Nerd]

I liked it

It was really funny, but the pacing is a little fast, and the animation could've been better. You shouldn't be that surprised at your low score, since you're basically dissing everyone who visits newgrounds. But I voted a 5 to even out the score.