pyropymp's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Retarded Animal Babies 4]

Pretty funny stuff

That was great, even though the series essentially lost its hard punch after the first one. But shit, I want to be a Fucking Fucker! Nothing beats 3 Wonder Women shooting lasers out their tits!

[Resident Koopa: Outbreak]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

That was incredible!! If any of you guys ever played online games like Diablo 2 like me, you'll know how truly hilarious this is! It's got everything, the lag, the n00bsor h4XXorz, 12-year-olds. Fucking hilarious, guy. Well done!

[Cub]

Whoa!

Dude, I think someone smoked crack at Cartoon Networks or something, or we wouldn't be blessed by this little gem. Thank your friend Stever for all of us, that was, to be blunt - fucking awesome.

That tricycle dog was almost as cute as the sound of that gushing fountain of blood.

Man, I think I'm hungry.

[Ranma½ Interactive Dojo 5]

Another one!

I like Kuno a lot from the show, he's fucking funny as hell, but like Ryoga, he gets beaten up too much. But unlike Ryoga, he deserves it! I am still waiting to see Ryoga kick Ranma's ass, you know :)

Complaints: the talking parts dragged on for a little too long, can you put a skip button? This will be extremely useful if people want to re-explore other options. Also, I IMPLORE YOU, FIND SOME FEMALE VOICE ACTRESS FOR THE FEMALE CHARACTERS! I don't think I can stand them sounding like Big Bad Bubba anymore! :P

[Rival Part 2: Escape]

Good

Well, I won't lie to anyone about how much the graphics kicked ass, as well as the direction of the action sequences. It's almost like live action cinema, which is also a part of the problem... Because during the whole thing, I couldn't help but keep thinking "been there, done that"... it's, after all, a cheap fast-and-the-furious-type Hollywood crap. With all due respect to the effort and artwork (not to mention voice action and sounds) that went into this, I just cannot bring myself to appreciate unoriginal stories like this. I know the average NG viewer will just give this entry an "auto-5", I thought I'd chip in for a little more diverse opinion.

[Godzilla vs SARS]

That was unexpectedly GREAT!

Hahaha, that was awesome! Even though this could be *subtlely* disguised as an ad for NyQuil, but seeing Godzilla in Bruce Lee Kung Fu stance (when he approached SARS) was more than enough for me!

[>Scavenged Flesh<]

HAHAHAHA

At first I thought this was *ugh* just another kill zombies flash on NG, with a "cool dude" in shades with big muscles and big guns. The first 2 minutes or so I thought this was ultra-lame, with the music and all.

But the ending *TOTALLY* caught me off guard! I then realized you were making fun of zombie flashes all this time! It was fucking hilarious. Hope enough people will watch this to the end before just closing the window half-way.

toxicbomb responds:

Thanks for stickin it through till the end! I try to make things OUT OF THE ORDINARY if you knowwhat I mean.

[Aloe Vera]

fucking funny shit

That was down right hilarious, I wanna bottle of Aloe Vera so I can also jump over buildings, blow shit up while glowing green and shoot lightning bolts from my ass!

[Priest Trilogy : Part 1]

I like it

Loved the graphics and the story potential. The things you need to work on is dialogue, 'cause it seems pretty bland... get some voice actors if you can. And I don't know if you put this whole movie in slo-mo on purpose, but the pace is a little TOO slow. Shorten the frames to make it faster and more dynamic.

Otherwise, great work!

[Itchy & Scratchy 1]

Whoa, like, totally!

I love Itchy and Scratchy!! This is done so much like the Simpsons you could be one oftheir actual animators for all I know. Great job! This was a worthwhile tribute