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[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

Impressive!

Graphics, style, sound and violence, all top score, so why am I only giving this a 7? Because I hope I'm not the only one who's tired of seeing super gorgeous, scantily clad women all the sudden armed to the teeth and kicking the ever-loving violent shit out of everyone... "Fallen Angel"? In "Los Angeles"? The premise is waaay too cliched... That's one of the main obstacles for great Flash artists out there like yourself when trying to create a story. Despite the impressive graphics (actually some of the very best I've seen out there), this flash comes rather hollow. I hope the full completed story will prove me wrong, and I have a feeling it will. But for now, a 7 is all this TEASER deserves.

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

Allow me if I may

YAAFM series has always been funny, but I feel I must say something here in regards to this episode:

While I agree Michael Moore is a very partisan spin doctor, sometimes conflicted by truth, and sometimes hypocritical, he is anything BUT an America hater... the fact that America's freedom allows him to criticize the government is what makes me, a non-American foreigner, respect America, and make me believe that America is truly the great nation it's supposed to be. The only people who would think Michael Moore is slandering America with his views are insecure pseudo-patriots, narrow-minded sheeps, and closet bigots.

When you fight the devil, be a devil yourself. That's why when you are faced with shameless pro-War propaganda, you have to fight back with another propaganda of equal power. That's what Fahrenheit 911 is ultimately about - true patriotism. F-911 shows the love and devotion Moore has for America, and the neglected parts of its population, and those of other countries which are affected by the Bush Admin's shameless actions and policies. Since Americans, compared to most other developed nations, have the strongest tendencies for complacency and arrogance, it was actually wise for Moore to call Americans "ignorant, stupid and like sheeps". While his choice of words may be questionable, it was necessary, because the harshness of these words stick in your minds - telling you that complacency and arrogance is dangerous, and should have no place in a civilized world.

Non Americans do not hate America, they hate Bush, his admin's patronization and unreasonable war. If America doesn't start soon to learn the repercussions of its brazen actions in the world, it will be too late.

I'm sorry, Zipperfish, this time you lose. Michael Moore is NOT a "fucking moron", he should be your country's national treasure. I now leave you with these quotes to consider.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -Theodore Roosevelt

"Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich." -Sir Peter Alexander Ustinov

"Those who will give up freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security." -Benjamin Franklin

[Prowlies at the River]

DAMN!

A whole new level of excellence! Phillips is definitely one of the most creative artists on this site. The beautiful scenery, the fluidity of scene changes and transition, and uniqueness of the creatures and characters in this mystical forest... I could go on forever... I now officially dedicate my 500th review for this masterpiece, and I am honoured to do so. KEEP UP!

[Van Helthing: volume 1]

hahahahahahhahhaaa

I saw Van Helsing, and I actually liked it (despite many silly parts) and this spoof was fucking hilarious, good job!

[The 10 Second Showcase]

WOW

That was awesome... why wasn't I a part of this? No one told me... :'(

T0MMY responds:

Hey, I sent you an e-mail! You never got back to me. Also, this was going by word of mouth, I was hoping someone would reach you about it because I'm sure you would have come up with something awesome. You keep missing working with me, heh, well, maybe some other time.

-T0MMY

[The KERRY Kampaign]

The other fence!

Even though I cannot vote in the US (I live in Canada), I have to say that if I were an American, I would prefer Kerry over Bush any day... because that guy is actually smart and sophisticated. HOWEVER! This does not distract from the fact that this little Kerry humor is FRIGGIN' hilarious! Almost on the same level as the one where you messed with Michael Jackson's voice, except Kerry molests young bicycle mechanics as opposed to just plain "fuck children"... hahahahah comedy material!

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

What the shit???

I think Hubert Cumberdale will haunt me in my sleep...

p.s. I wonder what Jeremy Fisher tastes like

[Kerry + Edwards]

cute

Very very "cute"... but the Tony Blair + Bush one is by far MUCH funnier than this.

I do have to say I wish Kerry/Edwards win this election.

[chase me]

MORE COWBELL PLEASE!!!!! I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL

...but instead, I got more wacky weebl goodness. That was a lot of fun!

You dog dishonourer!

[F E A R]

amazing!!!

Goddamn that was brilliant! Great sense of chiaroscuro, not to mention the animation! Please do tell me where you get the music, what's the name of the band, etc... it boggles my mind!