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[Scrotum 1]

Once upon a time on Newgrounds.....

...there was a puppy named Scrotum, and its bloody slaughter brought forth the creation of the beloved Portal itself.

Now 3-and-a-half years later, I've finally gotten around to pay homage to - the FIRST ever Portal entry. And the FIRST Portal author to inspire me as a Flash artist now.

Brian Beaton, where ever you are now, I bow to thee, for without your breakthrough artistic style which inspired my Star Wars Gangsta Rap, I would never have the portfolio I have right now.

Thank you, my hats off to you. Newground misses you.

[Freak : Prelude (Ep. 1)]

Fucking incredible shit

Perfect 10, I was completely immersed by the incredible art, and what could be an amazing start for a great feature length flick. I don't know how the hell you pulled off that animation, but I am speechless. This should've been #1 of all times, not your Punk-o-Matic, even though that one is cool as hell too.

[Foamy Fan Mail 4]

Huh?

This was very unecessary.

[how it will end.]

WOW

Now, THAT was unique, and VERY FUNNY! I totally enjoyed the different styles. This was an outstanding portal entry. I have never seen anything like it!

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"3]

The stairs!!!

Would you like to slide down my rainbow... of LOVE??? FOREVER??? HAHAHAHAHA This one is the most hysterical, goddamn that was funny, it actually made me like the crappy movie a bit more!

[Knoxs "Reloaded" 2]

FUCKING hilarious

A great addition to your matrix voice-overs! This was freakin' funny as hell!

A,B,C, easy as 1,2,3 --- no, you did NOT hear that.... LOL

[Poninjas Episode Six]

Hahahaha nice!

Pirates with freakin' lasers, what more do you want????

Oh wait, yeah, a longer, more "epic" fight with the boss pirate would be nice :P

[Love American Style]

my mother fucking god

that was the most hysterical thing I've seen for a loooong time! FUCK I couldn't stop laughing, too fucking funny!

[You are a F*cking Moron8]

HARDI FUCKING HAR HAR HAR

That was truly fucking funny, but the only problem is - you're a little late :P Everyone already know Britney is a redneck dumb slut.

[Stick Slayer TMP trailer]

too bad it's only a trailer....

... I shall be saving my high points for the full thing, Ben! This looks mighty awesome, hahaha that one stick was about to bite that guy's ass, now that's humor! I'll be eagerly waiting!