pyropymp's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FF7: About Random Battles]

Cute

Cute, and mildly humorous... never played FF before, but I know about its battle interface. I don't know about how "powerful" the enemies are though, can someone tell me why that little shit with the lamp and knife can kick all their asses? Or was it supposed to be just humor value? Anyway, this was decent, but unless you guys work your friggin' asses off for like months, you probably will never topple Final Fantasy A++, which I think is the most brilliant FF parody on NG ever.

[NG Deathmatch 1(2/2)]

almost flawless!!

Knox's your claymation is really starting to take some shape, they look AMAZING! And whoever did the special fx, good job too! As a matter of fact, props to ALL who're involved in this 2-part masterpiece! "Just sling it over your shoulders" (LOL!!)

Alright, I think I speak for everyone when I say I can't wait for Germaine + Foamy vs. Harry + Beebo, that would be hilarious. I picture foamy gets eaten by beebo, and Harry tries to rape Germaine but she shoves a studded dildo up his ass. Can't wait!!!

[Never B Your Woman]

I love that song

... but the whole clock love hate thingy went a little over my head. At least I thought this was a very stylish music video, I like some of the "camera work" in there.

[Animals Are...]

HAHAA

Another severely underrated classic from Matthew Anderson. I swear, are NG people's sense of humor really that dull? Are LegnedaryFrog-type humor the only thing you guys can laugh at? It's sad.

I laughed so hard when that little rabbit just screamed... so random.

mikethepod responds:

Thank you very much! I think the rabbit is a symbol for all our frustrations at this point!

[Bounty Hunters Talk Back]

not too shabby

Great artwork, a bit of an overload though, but just was not dynamic enough to captivate interest. Plus it was too long and I doubt people will want to watch this more than once... good luck with the fan films. I will probably be submitting my Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Special Edition to that contest, depending on when I finish;)

[Final Fantasy A+]

wowww

That was very nice, very classic anime. Are you Japanese? Or a half-breed? Or an American who learned Japanese? Because I don't think your accent is that genuine. Or more like, not genuine in the sense of true anime voice-acting i.e. it's not hyperactive enough! There isn't much tonal variations. Work on the voices, and you have a perfect piece. This is some real creative shit! May FF parody this beat the hell out of all LegendaryFrog submissions

[Windows Noises]

speechless

man, I fucking HATE those oldschool Windows sounds, but you are actually able to make them sond BADASS!! Some parts are a little weird, yeah, but it's still FUCKING AWESOME! I'm impressed

[Just Another Psycho]

style!!

Wow that was fucking cool! Too bad it was too short for almost 3 and a half megs... and it's obvious IceWolf is a 20-something years old person:P Gotta work on that OLD voice for the janitor ;)

Still, some of the smoothest motion tween animations I've ever seen!

Evil-Dog responds:

Thanks for the review, yeah the size is big, lots of audio. But I think IceWolf did a good old voice. :)

[There she is!!!]

well shit!

These Koreans know their stuff! For some reason they always have the most insane, cute yet inexplicably sophisticated flash works.

Bottom line, love knows no bounds.

But if this in anyway trigger some lunatics to be inspired by furries and beastiality, please hunt them down and shoot them.

[Newgrounds Jam #3]

my god what have I missed!!

Fucking brilliant, just brilliant. I am super impressed with this Jam, which I unfortunately had to give up. I hope I can make it to the next one. I just have to say though, Shawn, your shit ROCKS THE HOUSE.

Synj's was hilarious

and T0MMY, you insensitive BUNNY KILLER! *slaps*

Pinnicle, I'm gonna start eating generic flour just to insulate myself against possible lightning strikes too!

Dim, interesting style!