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[Divine Intervention pt. 1]

GODDAMN AMAZING

This game may be the best I've seen on NG yet. I hope this will remove Frank's Adventure from its current top spot - It's so obvious which one is better! The priest idea is very nice, and violence and interactivity are just downright deliciously bloody. I gave 5 for humor because of the skater kid zombie (lol) and another 1 for the fact that the priest can (unintentionally)rotate is arms in a very goofy manner. You may want to restrict the rotation of his arm within 180 degrees forward. Looking forward to seeing this in the top 5!

[Ray - Part 1]

Pretty good

Yeah I agree withthat other reviewer, what was up with the South Park graphics? That was unecessary, especially when the weapons, cars, and the bike was drawn with such detail.

So graphic wise, it was kinda odd. Other than that, very decent story and animation. But this should not be above Genryu's Blade, sorry.

[AB: Spindle]

Pretty good

This is an awesome game with nice interface, but what the hell is up with the enemies?! They are either zombies or the gun you're using is an airgun with marshmallow balls for bullets. Either way, they take too goddamn longto kill.

Suggestion: put a cap on the amount of ammo, and SIGNIFICANTLY increase their damage or something. Make ammo clips available like, have them drop from enemies or something. Otherwise, worthy effort for a worthy game!

[Ultimate Arnie Soundboard]

Hey guys!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! Someone use this soundboard for a prank call, record it, and share it with all of us here, if it's done well, I guarantee you will remain on the top-ten for a LOOOOONG TIME!!

[Stardust]

simple fun

Very simple, very fun, this has the potential to be a big, long, multi-faceted adventure game, I'm sure you will work on that in your next submission, right? RIGHT?? :)

"Take this stardust to save your stupid friend, your mission is complete!"
I laughed when I saw that... but it kinda got stuck there... was that the end?

[IRAQ ATTACK]

EXCELLENT AND TIMELY

Awesome game! The only complaint is that the controls are a bit hard to get used to, other than that, awesome humor and an awesome game!

[Guardian Angel]

oh my

Excellent game! It's like Mario except with an angel that rescues kids by putting warm clothes on them, and get a whole bunch a' points. Very very fun. A little more enemies other than those cutesy spiders would be nice... the first time I died that... screech... freaked me out!

[Acne Be Gone - the Game]

I think I'm gonna puke...

Jesus Christ that is the most revolting thing ever.

[OSV: Eclipse]

another cool game!

Very nice gameplay and good adaptation of non-vector graphics. I liked how the fighter can change weapons/speed mode. Few cons about the game:

1. Lack of shields (despite this, the game was easy as hell)
2. Lack of clever AI (but I guess that's hard to program)
3. Kamikaze enemies (no weapons, just headbutts you in a straight line?)
4. Lack of variations. (missions are all the same except with different backgrounds)

I am having troubles deciding whether the cheesy voice acting is a good thing or bad thing. It's probably only natural for a sci-fi space dogfighting game of this sort to have dialogues like that :D

[Valentine Smoochie]

So cute it's... deadly

I've seen and loved Happy Tree Friends, but I don't think anyone sane would want to ever meet in person the guys behind this fucked-up twisted show.

The sneezing one was the fucking best, but the note one was a little over-the-line